"Big deal. Look at this. Still in the crate"
and the joke for yesterday's punchline:This guy goes to the movies and he always takes his pet chicken with him wherever he goes. But they won't let him with the chicken, so he sneaks it in by putting it in his pants. A little way into the movie, the chicken is gasping for air and so he unzips his fly.
The little old lady sitting next to him looks down, can't believe it, nudges her friend on the next chair, makes eyes towards the guy's crotch, and says ,"Sadie, you gotta see this!"
The other lady says , "Feh. I've seen 'em before".
and the first lady says , "Not like this. This one's eating my popcorn".
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