Today's new punchline:
"Wood eye ???. Well fuck you, hairlip!!"


The joke for the last punchline:
These two hillbillies are walking down the road and they see a big pile of shit in the middle of the road.
"What's that?", aks George. "Looks like bullshit to me.", answers Dick.
George bends over and touches it. "Feels like bullshit too".
Dick bends down and puts some in his mouth, "Tastes like bullshit too. Boy,am I glad we didn't step in it!"