December 30,2006

TODAY'S PUNCHLINE.................. for tomorrow's joke:

"FINE, BUT USUALLY AFTER WE KICK IT, WE RIDE IT TO THE WHOREHOUSE!"

come back tomorrow !

Here's the joke for yesterday's punchline:

This guy walks into a Chinese restaurant and tells the waiter condescendingly, "I'd like some flied lice". The waiter responds,".....

Joke Number 1

ANSWER:

"That's fried rice, you Amelican plick"

Come back tomorrow for the full joke!