Todays punchline for tomorrow's joke:

"Well, mine's 23 inches and I'm only the doorman!"




Here's the joke for yesterday's punchline:

A young Foreign Legionaire on his first post in the middle of nowhere asks the sergeant what they do for sex. He walks him around back where a female camel is tied up, "We kick her and she sits right down", he instructs. The young legionaire kicks the camel and it sits right down. He drops his pants and in full view of the sergeant has sex with the camel, hitches back up and says, "How'd you like that?"

The sergeant answers, ".............