"No, it's a booger and I can't get it off my finger"
and the joke for yesterday's punchline:
These old high school friends bump into each other after many years. One says he's a lawyer and the other says he works at the circus. "My job", he says,"is to climb on a stepladder behind constipated elephants , stick a fire hose up their ass and loosen them up".
"My God , that's terrible", says his friend ,"Why don't
you leave?" and he answers,
" What, and quit show business?"
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