Today's punchline for tomorrow's joke:
"Boy, am I glad I didn't step in it"


Joke for yesterdays punchline:
A very elderly Jewish couple can no longer make it on social security so Abe tells Sadie she has to become a hooker. So she dresses up in fishnet stockings, heavy makeup and goes out onto the streets. When she comes home, he asks, "Vell, how much did you make?"
Sadie answers ,"Twenty six dollars and ten cents."
He says, " Twenty six dollars and ten cents. Where'd you get the ten cents?"
She says, "Everybody gave me ten cents".