"Everybody gave me ten cents"
Today's joke for yesterday's punchline
This guy gets his dick caught in a closing car door the day before his wedding. Hurriedly, to get him through the wedding, the doctor puts it in a box splint to heal.
On the honeymoon night, his new wife asks, "Please be gentle. I'm a virgin." He replies as he takes off his pants, "Big deal. Look at mine. Still in the crate"
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Suppose I wanted to guess the joke for tomorrow's punch line. Is this where I'd out it? Would you acknowledge the winner somewhere in tomorrow's post? Is this a contest? How can you sleep on your stomach with sucj big buttons on your pajamas?
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